Alka-Seltzer Fruit Chews Commercial: Man eats chalk for heartburn. “Do not attempt.”
Boost Mobile Commercial: Pickpocket puts money in pocket. “Dramatization only.”
Hot Pockets Commercial: Flame thrower toasts Hot Pocket. “Professional flame throw. Do not attempt. Seriously.”
Heineken Commercial: Man stands on elephant’s trunk “Do not attempt.”
Straight Talk Wireless Commercial: Monster truck drives past kids in sandbox. “Dramatization. Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.”
Fruit of the Loom Commercial: Race car flips while pit crew changes tire in boxers. “Do not attempt unless you’re a professional on a closed course wearing the right underwear.”
Fruit of the Loom Commercial: Stuntwoman Mickey Facchinello jumps through a window and off building. “Do not attempt unless you’re a professional on a closed course wearing the right underwear.”
Disney Parks Commercial: Father pretends to be Darth Vader at store and knocks over display with his lightsaber. “Please use The Force responsibly.”
Disney Parks Commercial: Woman dives into fish tank at park. “Do not attempt unless you are a mermaid.”
Oreo Commercial: A fight breaks out in a library but every keeps it to a whisper. Two fall off a balcony. “Do not attempt.”
Virgin Mobile Commercial: People destroy their cell phones to have an excuse to buy a new one. In one scene, a man microwaves his phone. “Do not attempt. Seriously, Do not attempt any of this stuff.”
Capital One Commercial: Man on fire, Dog attacking man, Jordan Morris hits woman with a chair and another woman falls throw ceiling. “Professional stunts. Do not attempt.”
Honda CR-V Commercial: Michael Bolton stands on top of a car. “Do not attempt.”
Subway Commercial: Man is run over with a forklift for his sandwich. “Do not attempt.”
Congrats, on making it to the end of this mega list. See ya next year!
