Sure, so-called Free to Play games sound great in principle but the reality is they’re anything but free. The main selling point of these games is usually the ability to customize sexy anime characters like in the fictitious game World of Anime Babes. This Free to Play parody encourages kids to steal their parent’s credit card to purchase something other than the disappointing default outfit. For just $50 you can get 50,000 tokens, which is enough for 2 outfits!
“After you’ve spent all of your entertainment value creating your character, it’s time for the most important part of the game! Clicking on enemies.” the commercial announcer explains. “That’s right, just sit there and watch your character automatically and blindly attack enemies.”
Yeah but at least your virtual girlfriend will look great doing it, right?