Saturday Night Live CVS Valentine's Day commercial

There’s just 2 weeks until Valentine’s Day but there’s no rush to buy something for that special lady in your life points out the latest SNL skit. Not when CVS has half an aisle’s worth of fabulous gift ideas like quirky stuffed animals and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed Valentine’s Day. And for those of you who’ve really been bitten by the love bug, pick up some G-rated sex dice!

“Shop CVS for all your Valentine’s Day needs,” the spokeswoman advises. “And salsa.”

Super sizing that stuffed animal doesn’t make it any more romantic as demonstrated in a Vermont Teddy Bear commercial parody by Jimmy Kimmel.