G.I. Joe gets March Madness

Billionaire Warren Buffett is offering a billion dollars to anyone who can pick the perfect bracket but G.I. Joe‘s Cobra Commander is more concerned with crushing the Joes… in the office pool. Cobra intends to thoroughly research his picks but Destro suggests he just go for the frontrunners.

“Hogwash, you want my bracket to be straight chalk,” Cobra hisses. “Who do I look like, Obama?”

But that’s exactly what he ends up doing. He picks Wichita State, Arizona, Virgina and Florida for his final four. Of course we know that Cobra never wins so whatever you do, don’t copy Cobra’s bracket.