Honey Nut Cheerios Bee mascot dies

Business is bad for Honey Nut Cheerios says its bee mascot in a rap video by Animation Domination High-Def. The rapping bee explains that bees are disappearing due to a phenomenon known as Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD).

The stupid children decide to simply switch to the apple flavored cereal but a scientist points out that too is pollinated by bees. He also reveals that the bee’s incessant rapping is caused by a parasite laying eggs in his brain. Zzzzy the bee flies off to die alone in order to avoid spreading the disease to rest of the colony.

“Honey-Oat Hole-E-Os, all part of a nutritious breakfast… for now,” declares the announcer. “Bees declining at 30 percent a year.”