Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special (volcano)

The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special features none of usual characters other than Bitch Pudding, who is a Strawberry Shortcake parody. The sourpuss isn’t as sweet as her friends but she goes too far when she crashes Granny’s funeral. She claims Granny had a gambling addiction and Satan is probably have his way her in Hell, which she demonstrates by humping the casket. They attempt to toss her into a volcano but she escapes to a village of irritating little purple creatures called Shlorps, a Smurfs parody.

Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special (Shlorps Smurfs)

The Shlorps agree to help her get home if she defeats the Squirrel Wizard but she accidentally kills his life partner, Trevor. What ensues is a slaughter that dwarfs the epic fight scene in the 100th episode “Fight Club Paradise.” The enraged wizard uses his wand to kill the Slorp in horrific ways. He gives one of them crocodile hands that decapitate him. Another Shlorp’s brain expands until it protrudes out his mouth. Bitch Pudding initially runs away but returns to kill the wizard. The few remaining Shlorps are less than grateful and kick her out of the village. When Bitch Pudding returns home she burns down the church with her former friends still inside then shoots them as they flee. With everyone dead she hits the road where Agent Nick Fury attempts to recruit her into the Avengers but she kicks his ass and steals his car.

“What a bitch,” says Fury lying bloodied in the road.

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