Scientifically Accurate Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers

Animation Domination High-Def digs up up the truth about the “ground squirrel” their latest parody Scientifically Accurate Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers. The bulbous nosed cartoon critters aren’t nearly as adorable in reality. They’re disease ridden rodents that literally live in shit holes according to the theme song.

“They got tunnels of shit in their homes. Did you know chipmunks have dick bones?” it explains.

That’s only half true. Their refuse tunnels are separate from their sleeping quarters. Chipmunks do have a baculum, or penis bone. That explains why Chip and Dale always had a hard on for Gadget Hackwrench. Well that and she was a fine piece of tail.

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