It seems every time you turn on the news, it’s all bad news so Jimmy Fallon is helping you cleanse your palate with a The Tonight Show segment titled “I’ve Got Good News and Good News.”
Real new anchors present obviously fake news stories like Republican and Democrats working together, traffic jams being completely eliminated and a weather forecast that predicts a 100% chance of puppy hugs.
“And finally tonight, now that I’ve got you face to face, can I just tell you that you are like seriously the best person,” says an attractive female news anchor, who was clearly speaking to me. “You’re nice. You’re funny. And most importantly you smell good.”