Jimmy Kimmel Live was filled with penis jokes last night. Kimmel showed off his “big zucchini” and just like an actual penis he was proud of it despite having no say in its size.
“This is the most least exciting thing I’ve ever done in my life,” the host noted about the 8 1/2 pound vegetable from his garden. “I literally did nothing to this. It just grew.”
Kimmel segued from not-so subtle props to full-blown penises. He pointed out penis shaped weather patterns often occur when meteorologists draw on the weather map like the the play-by-play of a football game. The phallic drawings look even worse when there’s a weatherman standing next them. Now we know why they say ‘there’s a storm a comin’.’
