Christmas? Bah Humbug! The Robot Chicken Christmas special “Lots of Holidays but Don’t Worry Christmas is Still in There Too so Pull the Stick Out of Your Ass Fox News Special” opens with the Robot Chicken Nerd (Seth Green) wishing that there were other holidays specials.
The Nerd falls asleep and wakes up in the body of a turkey on Thanksgiving. The Nerd continues to jump into other bodies a la Quantum Leap. His final leap is into the body of a girl on Valentine’s Day.
Baby New Year takes New Year’s resolution very seriously. He enforces them under the penalty of death! Daniel AKA Gyro-Robo breaks his promise to stop masturbating into a sock named Marjorie. Baby New Year starts to choke him but stops when he enjoys it.
The Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song is a classic so the boys record songs for Saint Patrick’s Day, Halloween and Thanksgiving. Each song ends with Theodore belting out “I think I blew a homeless man!” He explains that he was high on candy… and PCP.
The Smurfs celebrate Memorial Day at the graves of Myspace Smurf, Payphone Smurf, Talk to the Hand Smurf and Michael Dukakis Smurf. Handy Smurfy points out they were all outdated but Papa Smurf insists they died from natural causes then hires Azrael to take him out too.
Ever notice the distinct lack of mothers in Disney films? That’s because they’re all dead! Their children celebrate Mother’s Day at the cemetery. Bambi visits his mother’s grave simply labeled “Mom” because she’s never named in the movie! Bambi has a vision of his mother like Simba in the Lion King but without the inspiring speech. She encourages him to commit suicide because of deer overpopulation. The Little Mermaid Ariel is shocked to discover her mother was a dolphin. Mickey Mouse wishes everyone a happy Mother’s Day, which leads Little Nemo to ask him if he misses his mother.
“No, she ate all my brothers and sisters,” Mickey explains. “Mice are monsters.”
A Jewish boy celebrates Hanukkah by rapping about gelt chocolate gold coins. He hires female dancers for a music video to make him look like a playa but they’re not impressed when he tries to pay them with the gelt.
As the title reveals, Christmas is still on but Santa (Seth MacFarlane) probably wishes it wasn’t. Santa’s naughty or nice list isn’t as straightforward as it seems. The elves and reindeer present their boss with ethical dilemmas such as a boy who steals candy because his welfare family has no food. Santa wanders off into the snow to think it over.
Things get worse for Santa when Superman builds his Fortress of Solitude right next to Santa’s workshop. Supergirl throws a rave DJ’ed by Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Mrs. Claus doesn’t seem to mind either. She asks Santa to wear a Superman cape to bed. Santa manages to get the home owners associate on his side but the next morning he wakes up on the moon screaming “Superman!!!”