Millions of women will be play hostess on Super Bowl Sunday. Saturday Night Live celebrates these MVPs with an insightful parody of a Totino’s pizza roll commercial. SNL host J.K. Simmons portrays a stereotypical man watching the big game while his Stepford Wife (Vanessa Bayer) spends the whole day in the kitchen waiting to server her “hungry guys.” He gives her a Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack for “grown women ages 5 & up.” It comes with child games and puzzles to keep women from getting bored while in exile from the living room. There’s even a single pizza roll just for her!