A very sexy Hitler, portrayed by Jewish comedian Sarah Silverman, distanced himself from presidential candidate Donald Trump during an appearance on Conan. The Führer took issue with comparisons to the Donald made by Louis C.K. in the Daily News.
“Please stop it with voting for Trump,” C.K. joked. “It was funny for a little while. But the guy is Hitler. And by that I mean that we are being Germany in the 30s. Do you think they saw the s— coming? Hitler was just some hilarious and refreshing dude with a weird comb over who would say anything at all.”
Female Hitler admitted to agreeing with Trump on the issues but not the crass comments about his penis size.
“I famously have a micropenis,” he explained. “That’s what makes a tyrant.”
Adolf Hitler suffered from the medical condition according to medical records published in Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute.
“Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the underside of the penis,” write historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.