Mountain Dew commercial: Boys ride bicycles upside on ceiling. “Professional athlete. Do not attempt.”
Mountain Dew commercial: NBA player, Russell Westbrook, tells viewers not to listen to people telling you not do something. He rides a motorcycle up ramp to slam dunk ball in a flaming basketball net. “They say do not attempt. Professional stunt rider.”
TurboTax commercial: Baseball player, David Ortiz AKA Big Papi, hits tennis balls into outdoor wedding ceremony. “Professional stunts. Do not attempt.”
Lunchables commercial: Jackalope rabbit takes driving test and crashes though sign. “Professional stunt driver. Do not attempt.”
Chase commercial: Photographer climbs perils cliff side of a mountain. “Do not attempt.”
AutoZone commercial: Spokesman demonstrates Duralast GT Brake Pads by standing on racetrack while race car speeds at him but stops just in time. “Dramatization. Professional drive on closed course. Do not attempt.”
AutoZone commercial: Race car driver, Joey Logano, demonstrates Duralast GT Brake Pads by drifting. “Dramatization. Professional drive on closed course. Do not attempt.” He also to drive around a beach ball obstacle course. “Three giant beach balls were harmed during the making of this video.”
Volkswagen Tiguan commercial: A man watches as a bear tries to break into his lunch box. “Dramatization. Do not attempt.”
Land Rover Discovery commercial: A car drives through sandstorm of epic proportions. “Closed course. Driver operating vehicle under supervision. Do not attempt.”
Toyota Rav4 commercial: A woman uses car for paragliding. “Professional driver and stunt persons. Closed course. Do not attempt.”
Toyota C-HR commercial: Rapunzel uses her hair extension to get down a zipline. “Professional stunt. Do not attempt.”
Volkswagen commercial: Tiger and iguana stick their heads out of a moving car. “Do not attempt. May be be injure by deploying side curtain airbag.”
Ford service commercial: Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock calmly holds 13 tires over his head. “Dramatization.”
Ford service commercial: Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock stands in the middle of the road as cars drive by him. “Fictionalization. Do not attempt.”
