Old Spice commercial: Football player Von Miller uses Old Spice deodorant while teammate uses a sander on his armpit. “Do not attempt.”
Old Spice commercial: Steven Ogg plays Old Spice pitchman Bob Giovanni, who demonstrates the truly unbelievable benefits. “Old Spice is for legendary men. If you are not a legendary man, please stop watching immediately.”
OREO commercial: Shaquille O’Neal performs acrobatic routine known as aerial silks to dunk a cookie in milk. “Professional stunt person. Do not attempt. Please dunk responsibly.”
OREO commercial: Christina Aguilera rides bicycle on tight rope then hangs upside down to dunk a cookie in milk. “Professional stunt person. Do not attempt. Please dunk responsibly.”
Firestone tires commercial: Car drives through cornfield then barn. “Professional driver. Closed course. Do not attempt.”
Audi commercial: Weatherman predicts snow in summer due to cold front of oncoming cars. “Fictionalization.”
Pizza Hut commercial: Kristen Wiig portrays the everyman. She uses only one hand to support cheerleader pyramid then claps her hands in the middle of doing a pull-up. “Do not attempt.”
iPhone 7 commercial: Dwayne Johnson AKA The Rock drives through fence onto airport tarmac. “Do not attempt.” (disclaimer not used for online version)
Allstate Insurance commercial: Mayhem makes new year’s resolutions to keep you safe by acting as the tennis ball hanging in garage. “Demonstration only; Do not attempt.”
Allstate Insurance commercial: Mayhem makes new year’s resolutions to keep you safe by acting as the lightning rod on a house. “Demonstration only; Do not attempt.”
Allstate Insurance commercial: Mayhem makes new year’s resolutions to keep you safe by acting as a road flare. “Demonstration only; Do not attempt.”
Allstate Insurance commercial: Mayhem makes new year’s resolutions to keep you safe by acting as a home security system motion detector. “Demonstration only; Do not attempt.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: Dog drives car into another car. “Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: UFO abducts artificial turf. “Dramatization of a real insurance claim.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: Ghost throws trees into house. “Dramatization of a real insurance claim.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: Wolf in car. “Dramatization of a real insurance claim.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: Stonehenge appears in front yard. “Dramatization of a real insurance claim.”
Farmers Insurance commercial: Deer attack like barn like zombies. “Dramatization of a real insurance claim.”
State Farm commercial: Man sticks his head out of car like dog while driving. The truck jumps sand dunes. “Do not attempt.”
Congratulations on making it through another year without jumping from a moving car, being a human lightning rod or changing into the Hulk! See all the other ways you’ve narrowly avoided serious injury over the years thanks to these invaluable disclaimers.
Febreze commercial: Woman jumps off staircase and another woman runs through a wall to get away from bad odors. “Do not attempt.”
DriveTime commercial: Car travels back in time into the path of pedestrians. “Professional driver on a closed course. Do not attempt.”
BMW commercial: Father drives bride down the aisle of her wedding. “Professional driver on closed course. Do not attempt.”
Ally commercial: Tunneling machine drills through office wall. “Professional stunt. Do not attempt.”
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Top 65 commercial disclaimers (beginning of time – 2011)
Best Commercial Disclaimers: 2012 – 2013 – 2014 – 2015 – 2016
