John Hafernik, a professor of biology at San Francisco State University, thinks he knows what's behind the mysterious disappearance of honey bees. The self-described absent-minded professor collected some of the bees to feed to a praying mantis but forgot about them. He returned to find the bees had been consumed from the ... [Read More]

The Cleveland Show will force you laugh about rape, no matter how much you resist. In "Y Tu Junior Tambien" Cleveland helps his nerdy son, Junior, get a girlfriend. Cleveland tells him to pretend he's a Jedi and there is no try. Junior forces himself on ... [Read More]

Rape is never funny, unless it's all just a big misunderstanding. Rob Schneider's new sitcom Rob pays homage to the anime School Rumble in which a naked guy, who's in the wrong place at the wrong time, grabs a girl to stop her from screaming. Of course, that only makes things ... [Read More]

"FALLING IS THE NEW CONE-ING" claims a new Youtube video, featuring kids intentionally falling down. There is no comedic timing whatsoever. They spontaneously fall into things like they're having a seizure. Half the bystanders are either oblivious or indifferent, which will only increase with the popularity of this meme. What ... [Read More]

The Fringe mid-season finale had the show's lowest ratings yet, dipping below 3 million viewers. And with Supernatural and Grimm both airing new episodes tomorrow, the mid-season premiere could be even lower. Fox entertainment president Kevin Reilly admits the show isn't profitable. “The hesitation in my voice is that ... [Read More]

The Doctor's Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey machine just got more wuvable. This 9" plush is bursting at the seams (i.e.; bigger on the inside). The overstuffed TARDIS lights up and goes "Vworp vworp vworp" when squeezed. There's even a Dalek plush, although it's not a fan of hugs. It shouts: "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" and "You ... [Read More]

Larry King returns to reluctantly moderate the "Yahoo! News Funny or Die GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate." It's set up to look like Hollywood Squares and ends with the Reagan speed round, in which candidates see who can say Ronald Reagan's name the most. The winner is Jon Huntsman but just like in real life no ... [Read More]