Every year millions of people die, but what's the best way to dispose of all those the bothersome bodies? Graves take up a lot of space and cremation pollutes the air. According to Sen. Kemp Hannon the answer is simple: flush them down the toilet! Hannon sponsored legislation affectionately dubbed "Hannibal Lecter's bill" ... [Read More]

Three teens were arrested last week in Houston, Texas for digging up Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, and using his skull as a bong. They freely admitted to the desecration while being questioned about an unrelated vehicle break-in. Apparently, these boneheads thought their story would distract the police ... [Read More]

As if Superdelegates determining the "Democratic" election wasn't bad enough, one them wants to sell his vote to the highest bidder. Steven Ybarra says he will cast his vote for the candidate that gives him $20 million so that he can register 1 million new Mexican-American voters. Regardless of Ybarra's good intentions, last ... [Read More]

Zombie Strippers is a movie so bad it's good. It opens with a cheesy news report that declares George W. Bush has just won his 4th term as President. The military's stretched a little thin with wars being waged in Afghanistan, Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska! So the Uncle ... [Read More]

That's what ABC News seems to be hoping for with their new article "Envisioning A World Without Men." According to Bryan Sykes, author of Adam's Curse: A Future Without Men. "The Y chromosome is deteriorating and will, in my belief, disappear," in about 125,000 years. Beyond that the article contains little in the way of ... [Read More]

Rabbi Benjamin Blech is raising hell in Vatican City. His new book "The Sistine Secrets" claims the Sistine Chapel's ceiling is riddled with hidden messages, which promote Judaism & criticize the Pope. Blech points to the scene of the Prophet Zechariah, which he says is actually a likeness of Pope Julius II and that one ... [Read More]

In the latest of a long line of military vehicle abuse, Prince William showed off for his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, by landing a Royal Air Force Chinook helicopter in her font yard. The Ministry of Defense defended it saying "This was very much a routine training sortie that achieved essential training objectives" such as ... [Read More]