An article in this month’s issue of GQ magazine accuses Donald Rumsfeld of manipulating President Bush with his one weakness… words. But not just any words, scripture. Bush reportedly received daily intelligence briefings with cover sheets that featured Biblical quotes such as “It is God’s will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish men,” which appeared above a photograph of Saddam Hussein. David Kuo, head

The TARDIS has traversed space & time, its even traveled to alternate realities but its final destination is a bit farther. 17-year-old Ben Rayner was a big Doctor Who fan so when he died last month from cerebral palsy his family decided to send him off in style with his very own TARDIS! They decorated Ben’s coffin to look like a police box and requested mourners not wear black to

Let’s face it, praying for your immortal soul is a major inconvenience. If only there was a way to pay someone (or something) to pray for you. Well say halo to the Information Age Prayer (informationageprayer.com). For just $3.95 per month this sacrilegious site will say your prayers for you using “state of the art text-to-speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person

Islamic fundamentalists have already succeeded in passing a non-binding resolution on “Combating the Defamation of Religion” in part due to 42 abstentions. It “Urges all States to provide, within their respective legal and constitutional systems, adequate protection against acts of hatred, discrimination, intimidation and coercion resulting from defamation of religions.” Now the United Nations is considering making that resolution binding. If passed “anti-blasphemy laws” would effectively criminalize freedom of speech.

America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people — whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said a CIA operative. The warlords (many of whom had never heard of the drug) are now free to have as much

Ho, Ho, Ho! It’s that special time of the year when women get their “chimneys” cleaned after drinking a little too much at the company Christmas party. Unfortunately too many OB/GYNs aren’t able practice their love with women in these tough economic times. That’s why Planned Parenthood of Indiana is “offering gift certificates for services or the recipient’s choice of birth control method” (including abortion). The certificates come in $25

Is God a republican? The evangelical group Focus on the Family seems to think so. They’ve put out a video (below) that asks its members to pray for rain during Barack Obama’s coronation… I mean, nomination at the Democratic Convention in Denver. And not just rain, but “umbrella ain’t gonna help you rain, swamp the intersection rain, network cameras can’t see the podium rain, attendees can’t walk back to the

Japanese publisher Shueisha has halted shipment of all Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure DVDs & manga after online protesters complained about a single scene in which the villain orders the death of the hero while reading the Koran (screen capture left). They issued a public apology to their “Muslim audience” (link), vowing to remove other inappropriate scenes such as buildings that resemble mosques. Muslim audience? The anime series is 7 years old!

Talk about kissing up, last week U.S. Maj. Gen. Jeffery Hammond presented Iraqi leaders with a kissed copy of the Koran and begged for their forgiveness after a soldier was found using the Koran for target practice. Although the soldier has been reprimanded and removed from “the honor of serving in Iraq” Khalaf al-Elyan, a senior Sunni Arab lawmaker, is demanding he stand trial, saying “It is a dangerous case,

Rabbi Benjamin Blech is raising hell in Vatican City. His new book “The Sistine Secrets” claims the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling is riddled with hidden messages, which promote Judaism & criticize the Pope. Blech points to the scene of the Prophet Zechariah, which he says is actually a likeness of Pope Julius II and that one the angels hovering over him appears to be giving the fig sign, the Renaissance equivalent

If Geraldine Ferraro is racist for saying Barack Obama’s race was advantageous, then surely Barack’s pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright is racist for saying America is controlled by rich white people and that the government created AIDS to kill black people. But once again the media is pulling its punches when it comes to Barack Obama. The worst offender – Keith Olbermann, host of MSNBC’s Countdown. Only 1 day after lambasting

March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears’ weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally). Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. Respecting the wishes of the of family (Care Bear Cousins) L7 World has decided not

I’m starting to think Muslims are beyond help/hope. They arrested a British woman for naming a teddy bear Muhammad. They’ve used retarded women as suicide bombers and children as soldiers. Then I saw this on the news: Hamas Bunny (video below), a costumed bunny on a children’s show talking about eating up the Jews. The funny thing is this isn’t an aberration a quick once over of memritv.org reveals the

As if Tom Cruise’s religious rant about Scientology wasn’t funny enough (and it was), apparently Tom has a double who’s giving his own unique view on Scientology. Warning: before you watch this video make sure your bladder’s empty and you’re not drinking anything! L7world.com will not be held liable for any pants wettings or spit-takes

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee isn’t about to let a little thing like the Constitution stop him from outlawing abortion even in cases of rape/incest. Channeling the ghost of Moses in a speech early this week, Huckabee testified, “I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that’s what we need to do is to amend the