Alleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for "diluting the value of his good name" with their new Why Pay Mo' campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu. Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper's favorite charity as an ... [Read More]

Denver's homeless will need to find a new place to loiter when the Democratic National Convention comes to town next month. The city plans to bribe them to stay away, or at least out of sight, with movie tickets & zoo passes So much for the party of inclusion. But officials insist they're not "hiding the ... [Read More]

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi did her best impression of George Bush last week, telling CNN's Wolf Blitzer she would not even allow off-shore drilling to come up for a vote despite polls showing 73% of Americans are in favor of it. Instead, she revealed her own ingenious energy plan to take 10% of the Strategic ... [Read More]

Aussie's a new shampoo commercial (video below), in which the company's mascot gets a massage, will have you doing a double take. The merciless massager pulls back the animal's tail & violently stikes it on the back. The camera quickly cuts to an ambiguous looking hole and out flies a bottle of hair spray, which ... [Read More]

Godzilla movies are a lot like sex. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good but sometimes you get crabs. When Ryota's brother is lost at sea, he begs anyone who'll listen to him for help but his pleas fall on deaf ears. It's not long before Ryota realizes he's own and he'll have to take matters into his own ... [Read More]

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is asking, and by asking I mean harassing, bars around the country to remove what may be the coolest game ever - Lobster Zone! PETA agrues that the Lobster Zone machines, in which players maneuver a mechanical claw to grab a live lobster, turn "death and torture into ... [Read More]

How you interpret this month's New Yorker magazine, which satirically portrays Barack Obama as a Muslim terrorist, says more about you, then it does about Obama or even the artist that drew it. It's the ultimate political Rorschach test. And what the paranoid leftists over at the Huffington Post see is a smoking gun: ... [Read More]