In the final Democratic debate before Super Duper Tuesday both Clinton and Obama dodged the question of whether they would consider teaming up for a run at the White House. But when the debate was over Barack made Hillary blush when he leaned in and whispered something into her ear. A lip reader from the League of the Hard ... [Read More]

Earlier today 98 civilians were killed when 2 mentally challenged women strapped with dynamite and ball bearings were detonated by remote control. When will Iraqis wake up! Even within the extremist group Alqueda in Iraq there must be those with some semblance of a conscience. No matter how indoctrinated you are, surely you ... [Read More]

What happens when you mutate mutant turtles? Shell if I know. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Superman Legend was a 2 episode special created in Japan for the sole purpose of promoting a new line of toys (new in 1996 that is). The plot revolves around the turtles finding magical Mutastones which greatly enhance their ... [Read More]

For as long as they can remember the Ullustrians, a race of super-intelligent aliens, have been locked in a never ending battled with the bestial Violators and only one man can turn the tide - JFK! So when the Ullustrians kidnap and brainwash Kennedy into helping them, it's up to the teen titans to rescue him. If you're a ... [Read More]

Job hunters got the shock of their lives this week when they responded to a Craigslist posting for freelance work and learned the poster wanted them to "eradicate a female living in Oroville, California."   Police report that Ann Marie Linscott was looking for someone to murder the wife of the man she'd been having an ... [Read More]

Based on the award-winning comic book miniseries DC: The New Frontier, the latest Justice League movie tackles the greatest threat the world has ever know - McCarthyism (and Dinosaur Island aka the Centre)! Set in the 1950s, the Cold War is just heating up and the United States is seeing enemies everywhere, particularly ... [Read More]

Much like Lex Luther worries about Superman having too much power, we should all be worried about the political mind-fuck that is the superdelegate. Unlike normal delegates that are awarded based on the popular vote, superdelegates are individuals within the Democratic National Committee who can vote for whomever they choose ... [Read More]