It's been said that given enough time, monkeys randomly typing on typewriters could eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare. The only thing holding them back: MONKEY BUSINESS.Dr. Barry Richmond of the National Institute of Mental Health explains, "Like many of us, monkeys normally slack off initially in working ... [Read More]

Or so some Chinese believe. The Flower Horn Fish's massive melon is said to enhance its owner's feng-shui (good mojo), but the real magic is in its horizontal black markings. Some of these marking resemble Chinese characters, and supposedly have predicted winning lotto numbers for their owners.The Flower Horn Fish is a Cichlid ... [Read More]

In just 50 years India's population has more than doubled, thanks in part to Islamic teaching, which denounces the use of condoms. Now with a population estimated at nearly 1.1 billion, India has swelled beyond it borders.Unbelievably, many Indians such as Aasiyah Begum (pictured left), mother of two, are being forcibly ... [Read More]

Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is now running promos for the explosive last episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, scheduled to air midnight Aug 15th. Apparently, the team takes a trip up to the Hamptons in seperate yet identical vintage chevys, and all are destroyed in the process then Carl explodes.Doubts to the show's cancelation ... [Read More]