Miami based wholesaler, Lisy Corp. is recalling this toy(pictured left), which depicts the tragedy of Sept. 11th, only after receiving several customer complaints. Luis Padron, Lisy's national sales manager, argued that their importer buys toys in bulk, sight unseen, so they hold the supplier responsible. If Lisy Corp. ... [Read More]

Thursday, New Yorkers witnessed a rare celestial event, a morning moon. The less than celetial bodies (old & fat) are members of the activist group Act Up, a non-partisan group of individuals united in anger and committed to direct action to end the AIDS crisis, at least that's what they claim. Act Up's website sports the ... [Read More]

Meet Officers Mochine, Linux, and Circuit, leave it to Hong Kong to make crime fighting funny. These knuckleheads are actually high-tech promotional tools created to teach children (ages 4-11) all about crime prevention. The star of the trio, Robotcop III (pictured left), takes center stage as the newest addition to the group ... [Read More]

Contrary Senator John McCain's appeals to 'agree that the Vietnam War is over', the recent attacks by partisan veteran advocacy groups have demonstrated the need for a recognized arbitrator. While the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW) declined any official comment, Lame News was able to get this exclusive interview with war hero ... [Read More]

Joe Piscopo, funniest New Jesery zombie-cop (Dead Heat) ever, will announce his candidacy for Governor of New Jersey on NJN (public tv) sometime maybe. Piscopo says he was approached by 'young businessmen' who wish to remain anonomous, but that they like he are very concerned about the future of scandal-ridden New Jersey. Well ... [Read More]

You may have never seen a single cartoon, but say the words 'Hello Kitty' and multitude of merchandise comes to mind. Whether you longed for mom to get you that cute shiny plastic backpack bearing this kitsch cat or dreaded it for fear of school beatings, we've all been touched by this little lady (some more than others, check ... [Read More]

On Aug 3rd Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph (STIS), which accounts for about 30 percent of all Hubble scientific observation programs stopped functioning. Only 4 of Hubble's 6 gyroscopes are still operational, 3 of which are used daily and have estimated failure date of 2007. Even Hubble's rechargeable ... [Read More]