“Can you hear me now?” There have been no updates for a while on account of the internets being officially down! (yay verizon) Fortunately I used the time wisely and completed the next chapter in my Watchmen parody, Smurfmen. Despite what I said previously, this won’t be the last chapter, the next one will be the last one (unless I changed my mind again). Don’t know where the webcomics are?

Now that Miracle Laurie has left the show there’s only one doll left as far as I’m concerned and that’s Amy Acker. Acker stole the show last night, showing us that mental breakdowns can be very stimulating as opposed to the zombiness that is Eliza Dushk. After realizing that she too is a programmable person, Dr. Saunders confronted her creator Topher with a little TLC (who says doctor don’t make

Chris Packham, host of BBC’s Springwatch, has caused pandemonium among conservationists with his suggestion that we “pull the plug” on the panda. He calls it a “T-shirt animal” that consumes more than just bamboo. “Unfortunately, it’s big and cute and a symbol of the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) and we pour millions of pounds into panda conservation,” said Packham in an interview with the Radio Times. Money that

Polk County officers found marijuana, meth, weapons, drug paraphernalia, and over $30,000 of stolen property in a raid on Michael Difalco’s Florida home this March. What they didn’t find was a surveillance camera that caught them giving up the search after only 20 minutes in order to play Wii Bowling on the suspect’s entertainment center (video below). The sting cost $4,000 but Sheriff Grady Judd denies that any taxpayer dollars

A giant kryptonite meteor is hurtling towards the Earth! This looks like a job for… Lex Luthor!? No it’s not a parallel Earth or even a dream. Luthor has won the presidency and being the megalomaniac that he is he decides that if he can’t save the world, then no one will. President Luthor convinces the country that the kryptonite meteor is affecting Superman’s mind and puts a $1 billion

From the same people (Team Ninja) who brought you the jiggly goodness that is breast physics comes the sExaxis ™. As if Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 wasn’t titillating enough, it’s been revealed that players will be able to get hands-on experience… um, points with the game’s three heroines Ayane, Momiji, and Rachel by using PS3′s motion sensitive controller. Or as a Tecmo spokesman delicately put it “You waggle the pad,

What was once a dubious internet meme is now so ubiquitous that it’s being marketed to children by online stores like pedobearstore.com & pedobearplush.com. Now I like child molesting anthropomorphic bears as much as the next guy, but putting Pedobear on an infant creeper is just wrong, although you gotta admit the Pedobear plush is adorable (in a grisly kind of way). Now that kids have become sufficiently comfortable around

Are you looking for a condom-free one-night stand but worried about getting trapped with a baby? Cum to Denmark That’s the message of an ill-conceived ad campaign by VisitDenmark (video below). Manager Dorte Kiilerich calls it the “most effective thing we have ever done to market Denmark.” But I call it false advertising and demanded my money back!

You know Google is getting pervasive when it starts ranking plant & animal life. Ecologist Dr. Stefano Allesina realized he could determine the keystones in coextinction, or the loss of one species upon the extinction of another, by reversing Google’s algorithm. “In PageRank, a web page is important if important pages point to it. In our approach a species is important if it points to important species,” said Allesina. “If

If you use firefox to check your Yahoo Mail there’s a good chance you’ve seen the following error message: Warning: Unresponsive script A script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. You can stop the script now, or you can continue to see if the script will complete. Script: http://mail.yimg.com/d/combo?/mg/6_1_1/js/yui_utils.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/core.js&bc/bc_2.0.4.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/darla.js&/uh/15/js/uh_mail-1.0.11.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/async.js&/ult/ylc_1.9.js&/mg/6_1_1/js/imboot.js&:1 If you have experienced it, you know it’s very annoying as it eats up memory

Lenore Harker (Bijou Phillips) is just one thesis paper away from earning her master’s but when she gets pregnant, she decides to leave school and have the baby. After an unexpected growth spurt, Lenore is rushed to hospital for an emergency C-section. It’s Alive. Despite a large looking head, everything seems alright until they cut the umbilical cord. Lenore awakes to a police interrogation about the gruesome murder of her

When an evil samurai warlord captures the creatures of the forest and transforms them into his mindless warriors, the ninja master sends his best ninja to stop him. But when they all mysteriously disappear he sends you. You play as the pint-sized hero aptly named Hiro. And although you start off relatively weak, you quickly learn a special jutsu known as Kuji that allows you to possess animals, control nature,

It’s the remake no one asked for, Ed Wood’s cult classic Plan 9 from Outer Space! (original trailer below) It’s nonsensical plot about aliens that reanimate the dead to stop the Earth from making a sun-bomb, non-existent production value ($60,000), and a drugged up Bela Lugosi earned it the title of “worst movie ever made” but that didn’t discourage the people “pulling the strings” behind Plan 9. And judging by

No one can hear you in space but they sure can smell you! The cramp quarters and lack of laundry facilities make for some otherworldly funk at the International Space Station. Recently Japanese astronaut Koichi Wakata test drove some high tech odor free underwear called J-wear. “I haven’t talked about this underwear to my crew members,” warned Wakata. “But I wore them for about a month, and my station crew

In the land of Godzilla and contorted ghost girls, perhaps the scariest thing in Japan is its new First Lady. Miyuki is outshining her newly elected husband Prime Minister Yukioi Hatoyama with the revelation that she likes to “eat the Sun.” She demonstrated this ability on a Japanese talk show by grasping at the air and tearing pieces off the sun that only she can apparently see. So how does