"Can you hear me now?" There have been no updates for a while on account of the internets being officially down! (yay verizon) Fortunately I used the time wisely and completed the next chapter in my Watchmen parody, Smurfmen. Despite what I said previously, this won't be the last chapter, the next one will be the last one ... [Read More]

Now that Miracle Laurie has left the show there's only one doll left as far as I'm concerned and that's Amy Acker. Acker stole the show last night, showing us that mental breakdowns can be very stimulating as opposed to the zombiness that is Eliza Dushk. After realizing that she too is a programmable person, Dr. Saunders ... [Read More]

Chris Packham, host of BBC's Springwatch, has caused pandemonium among conservationists with his suggestion that we "pull the plug" on the panda. He calls it a "T-shirt animal" that consumes more than just bamboo. "Unfortunately, it's big and cute and a symbol of the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) and we pour millions of ... [Read More]

Polk County officers found marijuana, meth, weapons, drug paraphernalia, and over $30,000 of stolen property in a raid on Michael Difalco's Florida home this March. What they didn't find was a surveillance camera that caught them giving up the search after only 20 minutes in order to play Wii Bowling on the suspect's ... [Read More]

A giant kryptonite meteor is hurtling towards the Earth! This looks like a job for... Lex Luthor!? No it's not a parallel Earth or even a dream. In Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Luthor has won the presidency and being the megalomaniac that he is he decides that if he can't save the world, then no one will. President ... [Read More]

From the same people (Team Ninja) who brought you the jiggly goodness that is breast physics comes the sExaxis ™. As if Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 wasn't titillating enough, it's been revealed that players will be able to get hands-on experience... um, points with the game's three heroines Ayane, Momiji, and Rachel by using ... [Read More]

Are you looking for a condom-free one-night stand but worried about getting trapped with a baby? That's the message of an ill-conceived ad campaign by VisitDenmark. Manager Dorte Kiilerich calls it the "most effective thing we have ever done to market Denmark." But I call it false advertising and demanded my money ... [Read More]