South Park's Eric Cartman teams up with the Chinese to steal the election in "Obama Wins!" Of course, his reasons are entirely self-serving. Cartman steals ballots in order to blackmail his way into the next Star Wars movie. However, it turns out that China wants to protect the movie franchise so he decides to back Mitt ... [Read More]

A voter in Pennsylvania says his vote didn't count, at least not for the candidate he wanted. The self-described software developer uploaded a video to YouTube that shows his vote for Barack Obama registering as a vote for Mitt Romney. A volunteer reportedly told him, "It's nothing to worry about, everything will be OK." ... [Read More]

In the latest Simpsons episode "Adventures in Baby-Getting," Homer struggles to choose between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney but he decides to go with the inventor of Obamacare: Romney. The decision unlocks Romney's tax returns, which reveal the government paid him taxes! The temperamental machine outsources Homer to China ... [Read More]

In preparation for hurricane Sandy, New York City Mayor Bloomberg gave numerous addresses but ironically no one could hear him over the grand gesticulations of his sign language translator, Lydia Callis. This week's Saturday Night Live opening featured Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) thanking firefighters, police and ... [Read More]

NBC has officially passed Mockingbird Lane, a remake of the classic TV series The Munsters, but decided to recoup some of its money by airing the pilot, which reportedly cost $10 million. The pilot managed to finish 2nd in its time slot, despite the lack of promotion. The neighborhood goes to hell when it gets a family of ... [Read More]

Ever since the DC Comics reboot last year, Superman has become less and less recognizable: no more underwear on the outside, no more Lois Lane as a love interest, and now no more Daily Planet! "I wasn't going to test the waters. I was just going to do a cannonball in the Super-verse," says writer Scott Lobdell, who takes ... [Read More]

LG is employing viral marketing to demonstrate the clarity of its new IPS displays. They covered an elevator floor with the displays to look like panels that fall one by one, complete with sound effects. Hidden cameras record the riders jumping out of the way. The campaign tagline is "so real it's scary." Some are ... [Read More]