Conan O'Brien has decided to take the money and run rather than be bumped to 12:05 AM. NBC will pay out a reported $40 million, $10 million of which will be give to Coco's crew. According to O'Brien's publicist "That has been the first point in his discussions and would be a dealbreaker if his staff isn't taken care ... [Read More]

It's the next best thing to a 3rd season of Frisky Dingo. Not only is Archer drawn in the same style, the main character bears an uncanny resemblance to Xander Crews. Secret agent Sterling Archer is just as eccentric & self-centered, maybe more so but unlike Crews, Archer doesn't have  a naked British alien as his ... [Read More]

Let's face it, the only sports your pale, fat kids are likely to play is Wii Sports. But now you can take being a shut-in to the EXTREME! From the same people who brought you Furniture Slides comes Fun Slides Carpet Skates. They're static resistant carpet skates that much like Guitar Hero video game give children the ... [Read More]

So I was trying to watch some adult videos (and I don't mean sophisticated) but they kept freezing. Now I have a lot of fetishes but stuttering women isn't one of them. Problem: Windows Task Manager showed CPU usage spiking 100%. However, the memory usage for each program was unchanged. At first I thought it was some ... [Read More]

The Tenth Doctor isn't the only one getting a major makeover this spring. As predicted way back in Journey's End (link), the Doctor's "most faithful" companion, the TARDIS, was destroyed fittingly enough in The End of Time. Production stills show the new TARDIS will have some subtle exterior differences such as a fresh coat ... [Read More]

It seems Muslims are always finding innovative new ways to blow themselves up: exploding toothpaste, exploding shoes, and now even exploding underwear. But just how might Muslims in the far-flung future blow themselves up? Hopefully with funny robotic voices. This rare political episode of Doctor Who shows that no amount ... [Read More]

In what appears to be a preemptive attempt to avoid accusations of racism, Orbitz has censored what is arguably their only funny commercial. No longer does the Orbitz guy stumble over his words while trying to pronounce the plural of Hernandez. Exactly how the difficulty in pluralizing names that end in "is" "es" or "ez" is ... [Read More]