Fresh from turning Halloween's Michael Myers into a hallucinating momma's boy that loves ponies and tickles, "director" Rob Zombie is set to butcher yet another classic movie monster, The Blob. Ironically Zombie's Blob will also like ponies and tickles, but alas sometimes you can love something too much. "I'd been looking ... [Read More]

Never go thirsty in the shower again with a Phyto-Purification Bathroom. This eco-friendly shower uses various aquatic plants and the bacteria, which grow on them, to naturally filter wastewater. The recycled water can then be safely re-used and even consumed. Gives new meaning to the saying: don't pee on my leg and tell ... [Read More]

The Red Cross wants you to "Starve a Vampire. Donate Blood." The 5 week campaign, which began Aug. 25, targets more than 230 high schools & colleges across the country as part of a promotion for Vampire Diaries, a new series from the CW about two creepy old men vampires who hang out at high schools and try to pick up girls ... [Read More]

The Joker has cooked up his craziest scheme yet: let Batman catch him and take to Arkham Asylum! Batman: Arkham Asylum tasks the Dark Knight with restoring order to the madhouse that has the inmates running the show. This is no movie adaptation. Leave the subtitles off, you won't need 'em. Batman's sore throat is all ... [Read More]

You'd think more seating would be a welcomed improvement in a crowded subway but riders in Brazil prefer to stand. That's because these new LARGER seats are reserved for the obese. "It may be that they don't want to think of themselves as fat or that they resent being put in with pensioners and the disabled, " said a subway ... [Read More]

Call him conceited, but whenever William Jones saw a woman walk by in some tight jeans he could swear those butt cheeks were winking at him. That gave him a very creepy idea: paint eyes on them! These pants will go great with your jean jacket and "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. It's too bad really, if Winkners were around in ... [Read More]

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it's anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding... blood! It's (not) ... [Read More]