fat seatYou’d think more seating would be a welcomed improvement in a crowded subway but riders in Brazil prefer to stand. That’s because these new LARGER seats are reserved for the obese.

“It may be that they don’t want to think of themselves as fat or that they resent being put in with pensioners and the disabled, ” said a subway manager.

It probably doesn’t help that they’re bright blue with signs that show a “stick” figure representation of said fatty.

fat people warning