Floating in the Chukchi Sea off Alaska's northern coast is a mysterious oily substance of monstrous proportions (13 miles by 1/4 mile) that is consuming all marine life in its path. Analysis reveals that despite its appearance it's not an oil spill but an unknown type of algae. However anyone who's ever seen Creepshow 2 ... [Read More]

Fresh from turning Halloween's Michael Myers into a hallucinating momma's boy that loves ponies and tickles, "director" Rob Zombie is set to butcher yet another classic movie monster, The Blob. Ironically Zombie's Blob will also like ponies and tickles, but alas sometimes you can love something too much. "I'd been looking ... [Read More]

The Red Cross wants you to "Starve a Vampire. Donate Blood." The 5 week campaign, which began Aug. 25, targets more than 230 high schools & colleges across the country as part of a promotion for Vampire Diaries, a new series from the CW about two creepy old men vampires who hang out at high schools and try to pick up girls ... [Read More]

The Joker has cooked up his craziest scheme yet: let Batman catch him and take to Arkham Asylum! Batman: Arkham Asylum tasks the Dark Knight with restoring order to the madhouse that has the inmates running the show. This is no movie adaptation. Leave the subtitles off, you won't need 'em. Batman's sore throat is all ... [Read More]

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it's anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding... blood! It's (not) ... [Read More]

Unless you've been living under a rock (or a tombstone) you know the dead have invaded the DC Universe, but exactly what kind of zombies these Black Lanterns are remains to be seen. We're not completely in the dark (read: spoilers). We know the Black Lanterns feed on emotions, which explains why save for Scar the ... [Read More]

In what can only be described as the ultimate irony of ironies, G4 Media Inc. sent Youtube a DMCA notice claiming copyright infringement for my "CLIP" from  Attack of the Show's Around the Net segment, in which they talk about & show other people's "CLIPS" from around the net! I feel like Bruce Lee in that mirror ... [Read More]