Whatever doesn't kill Armadillo Man (aka Freak) makes him stronger. :coughs: Doomsday :coughs: Presently he's bulletproof & fireproof, but he's still no match for yummy goodness of meth. I was tempted to work my Photoshop magic here and have Spider-Man say something reminiscent of those old Hostess ads like "Oh ... [Read More]

Remember those old cartoons where Popeye would down a can of spinach and his muscles would grow muscles. Well it looks like Olive Oyl's gotten into Popeye's stash. And let me tell ya it ain't pretty! Witness the horror for yourself as a female bodybuilder with what may be the worst boob job ever flexes her pecs (video ... [Read More]

They said it couldn't be done (and by they I mean the voices in my head). But we showed 'em! Introducing Webcomics! You'll find the link to this section on the right side of the page, which will take you to all the webcomics. Just one for now: Family Guy. I also wanna do something with the Teen Titans and some totally ... [Read More]

You'd think a movie about a robotic hooker would have lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order) but you'd be wrong! After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie's only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky ... [Read More]

This month's Booster Gold #7 revealed that the masterminds behind the recent time tampering are a group of super villains called the Time Stealers!? Seriously? You've got 3 of the smartest villains in the DC Universe (Ultra-Humanite, Per Degaton, and Despero) and the best name they can come up with is Time Stealers? And are ... [Read More]

Before Princess Punie can become Queen of Magical Land she'll have prove herself by surviving 1 year on Earth. But it won't be easy with even her own family trying to kill her! The funny thing is she's got it coming to her. Much like her mother, Punie's magical girl appearance belies her true nature. Punie believes might ... [Read More]

The creators of the Ask a Ninja web sensation are trying their hand at movies with a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, the cult classic about mutated tomatoes run amok. No other details yet, but considering the original budget was a whopping $90,000 it's safe to say the special effects will be noticeably improved. ... [Read More]