15-year-old Ethan Mirenberg is crying foul after being suspended for giving his Spanish teacher noogies, or "el noogies." His lawyer Edward Paltzik claims the teacher was asking for it, alleging "This teacher has a history of encouraging noogie behavior." (that's an actual quote, no seriously ) It's hard to believe she was ... [Read More]

Students at El Camino High were heartbroken Monday morning, when they learned that one of their classmates had died in a drunken driving accident. Police offered their condolences to the class and left a rose on the empty desk in memoriam of the victim. After 2 hours of grieving the students were informed that their ... [Read More]

Three teens were arrested last week in Houston, Texas for digging up Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, and using his skull as a bong. They freely admitted to the desecration while being questioned about an unrelated vehicle break-in. Apparently, these boneheads thought their story would distract the police ... [Read More]

In the latest of a long line of military vehicle abuse, Prince William showed off for his girlfriend, Kate Middleton, by landing a Royal Air Force Chinook helicopter in her font yard. The Ministry of Defense defended it saying "This was very much a routine training sortie that achieved essential training objectives" such as ... [Read More]

Faster than a washing machine, more powerful than a showerhead, able to jump the shark. It's the Superman Kiddie ride! You mount him from the rear and hold on tight as he rocks his buns of steel back and forth. Only back in its heyday (circa 1950) could this ride not have been considered sexual. If you're the kinky type or ... [Read More]

Absolut Vodka's latest ad campaign entitled "In An Absolute World" advocates returning the United States border to its pre-Mexican-American War status. After receiving numerous boycott threats of Vin & Spirits issued the following half-hearted apology "As a global company, we recognize that people in different parts of the ... [Read More]

Vogue quickly pulled this month's issue off shelves after receiving sharp criticism that it made LeBron James look like King Kong with some websites comparing it to a WWII propaganda poster. In fact, the poster is presenting Germans as apes (not blacks) and the woman represents the Statue of Liberty (not white women). In ... [Read More]