The diabolical folks at the Garage Door Saloon in Pittsburgh, PA are using alliteration for evil, promoting their special on Coronas & tacos as Wetback Wednesdays! University of Pittsburgh students are ironically combining their two favorite things: drinking & protesting. Despite the boycott, patronage has actually ... [Read More]

The small Alaskan town of Kivalina (population: 390) is suing Exxon and several other oil companies, claiming they caused global warming, which has resulted in the melting of the sea ice that normally protects the the town from fierce winter storms. They're seeking damages in excess of $400 million in order to relocate the ... [Read More]

More than two apparently. On Dec. 22 cleaning ladies, Beata Bartoszewicz & Roma Barowski, got stuck an elevator where they remained until an employee found them two days later. According to the Associate Press and I quote "(they) survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued." I never realized 1 ... [Read More]

If you follow this site you'll know there's a lot of crap related news out there. I recently stumbled upon yet another not-so golden nugget. Panera Bread bakery celebrated Breast Cancer Awareness Month by creating ribbon shaped bagels. Well needless to say, the last thing these bagels remind you of is a ribbon (especially when ... [Read More]

"We're notorious and infamous in state college, and very popular, so we have to do things that push the envelope just for shock value" said Penn State senior Nathan Jones, who dressed as a Virginia Tech victim last Halloween. He defended his freedom of expression and questioned the sincerity of his critics saying, "It's now ... [Read More]

Jones Soda ain't your daddy's drink. It might not be yours either. But what better way to torture your in-laws this holiday season than giving them some Christmas ham flavored soda. The novelty soda manufacturer is offering 2 new holiday packs, a Christmas pack which includes: Christmas ham, Christmas tree, egg nog, and sugar ... [Read More]

Remember those old spy movies where the sexy agent whips out her makeup compact and blows on it to reveal the deadly laser beams? American soldiers do it one better. They've come up with a new use for silly string--IED detection. Soldiers are spraying the Iraqs silly to spot the trip wires of IEDs. And God bless their ... [Read More]