More than two apparently. On Dec. 22 cleaning ladies, Beata Bartoszewicz & Roma Barowski, got stuck an elevator where they remained until an employee found them two days later.

According to the Associate Press and I quote “(they) survived on two cough drops and six aspirin until they were rescued.” I never realized 1 cough drop & 3 aspirin (each) could stave off starvation. I just wish they’d release the security footage of them rationing out the aspirin.

Question: Should I be worried about mobs of Polaks retaliating against for this article?

Answer: Not at all, my apartment’s on the 2nd floor.