Jones Soda ain’t your daddy’s drink. It might not be yours either. But what better way to torture your in-laws this holiday season than giving them some Christmas ham flavored soda. The novelty soda manufacturer is offering 2 new holiday packs, a Christmas pack which includes: Christmas ham, Christmas tree, egg nog, and sugar plum flavored sodas & a Chanukah pack which includes: Latke, apple sauce, Chocolate Coin, and jelly doughnut flavored sodas. What no fruitcake flavor? Don’t worry the sodas are caffeine free and kosher but if you wanna get for this neat little stocking stuffer you’d better hurry their website quotes a 2 week delivery time.

Post Postscript: What’s next Kwanzaa soda? I can see the flavors now… mmm, tastes like litigation