While Americans reel from the prospect of a $700 billion bailout, things are lookin' up in Japan. The Japanese plan on building a space elevator for the relative bargain price of $9.5 billion. The carbon nanotubes needed to tether an orbiting satellite would have to be 4x as strong as currently available but given Japan's ... [Read More]

People for the Ethical Treatment of animals (PETA) is known for churning out some pretty bizarre ideas but their latest is udder nonsense. According to PETA "The breast is best!" They're urging Ben & Jerry's ice cream to switch from cow's milk to breast milk, which they claim is healthier and more humane (except for the ... [Read More]

Well that's it, the election's officially over. With the endorsement of white supremacist group the League of American Patriots (LAP), McKKKCain has got this thing locked up tighter than a black man in America. McCain's LAP dogs are currently circulating fliers across Northern New Jersey that depict Barack Obama as Osama ... [Read More]

If there's one thing I hate it's the language police, and they're at it again. Republicans are accusing Barack Obama of sexism after he had the audacity to use the expression "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." Never mind he was referring to McCain's brand of change and not Sarah Palin, words do not take ... [Read More]

Two words: Drill Bra, that's all you need to know about this movie. If murderous mammaries sounds titillating to you, give Machine Girl a whirl. If not, close your eyes cause it only gets weirder. The uninspired story (what little there is) employs the overused 'begin at the end' technique. The titular character uses a ... [Read More]

Apparently Dan "THE MAN" Abrams doesn't know when to hold 'em or fold 'em. The host of MSNBC's Verdict portrayed Barack Obama as the King of Spades on Monday night's show (video below, about 3 min in). For those as clueless as the producers that OK'ed this, spade is well-known racial slur for blacks. MSNBC recently announced ... [Read More]

Is God a republican? The evangelical group Focus on the Family seems to think so. They've put out a video (below) that asks its members to pray for rain during Barack Obama's coronation... I mean, nomination at the Democratic Convention in Denver. And not just rain, but "umbrella ain't gonna help you rain, swamp the ... [Read More]