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IS HILLARY PIMPING OUT CHELSEA?

MSNBC correspondent David Shuster was suspended indefinitely last week after questioning Hillary Clinton's use of her daughter in soliciting votes, asking "doesn't it seem like Chelsea's sorta being pimped out in some weird sorta way?" Was it a poor choice of words? Sure. But clearly Shuster meant the word in the sense ... [Read More]

DOES HILLARY HAVE JUNGLE FEVER?

In the final Democratic debate before Super Duper Tuesday both Clinton and Obama dodged the question of whether they would consider teaming up for a run at the White House. But when the debate was over Barack made Hillary blush when he leaned in and whispered something into her ear. A lip reader from the League of the Hard ... [Read More]

WHEN WILL IRAQIS WAKE UP?

Earlier today 98 civilians were killed when 2 mentally challenged women strapped with dynamite and ball bearings were detonated by remote control. When will Iraqis wake up! Even within the extremist group Alqueda in Iraq there must be those with some semblance of a conscience. No matter how indoctrinated you are, surely you ... [Read More]

SUPERDELEGATES ARE STEALING THE ELECTION

Much like Lex Luther worries about Superman having too much power, we should all be worried about the political mind-fuck that is the superdelegate. Unlike normal delegates that are awarded based on the popular vote, superdelegates are individuals within the Democratic National Committee who can vote for whomever they choose ... [Read More]

THE ITALIAN STALLION ENDORSES THE CELTIC MAVERICK

Huck's got Chuck. And now McCain's got Stallone. In a recent interview with Fox News Sylvester Stallone said he "likes McCain a lot... there's something about matching the character with the script and right now the script being written and realty is pretty brutal, pretty hard-edge, and like a rough action film." After ... [Read More]

REAL LIFE MR BURNS RIPS OFF VETERANS

Roger Chapin, president of Help Hospitalized Veterans, was subpoenaed by Congress this week for defrauding donators. Less than 1/4 of the $170 million raised by the organization from 2004-2006 actually went to veterans. The rest went to fundraising and a generous benefits package for Chapin and his associates, including a ... [Read More]

MIKE “MOSES” HUCKABEE’S 10 AMENDMENTS

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee isn't about to let a little thing like the Constitution stop him from outlawing abortion even in cases of rape/incest. Channeling the ghost of Moses in a speech early this week, Huckabee testified, "I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of ... [Read More]