The first votes are in and Hillary got shut out. Somebody pass Shrill... I mean Hill a tissue. The small town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire and its 17 registered voters cast their votes at the stroke of midnight and not a single one was for Hillary Clinton. It just goes to show you, no one wants a crybaby for President. ... [Read More]

  Mike Huckabee's up to his old tricks again. First, he feigned ignorance regarding Mitt Romney's Moron religion in order to pose a loaded question, asking if Jesus was the Devil's brother. Now Huckabee's kicked off the new year by promising to fight fair. And just to be crystal clear on what's not fighting fair he ... [Read More]

Remember way back in 2000, when everyone was in an uproar because despite winning the popular vote Al Gore lost the electoral vote. We're a nation with A.D.D. because nearly 2 elections later nothing has (or will) be done. In fact, Rudolph Giuliani may have put it best when he recently compared the race for President to the ... [Read More]

"If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague," said Mike Huckabee during his 1992 run for the Senate. At the time he also said, "I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it ... [Read More]

Political correctness is once again at loggerheads with tradition. The Surgeon General is placing the blame for America's rising obesity epidemic squarely on the ample shoulders of jolly old Saint Nick, saying that because Santa is a role model for kids he should slim down. First of Santa, Santa is NOT A ROLE MODEL!  A role ... [Read More]

This week the Massachusetts legislature proposed a ban on spanking. Parents argue the established precedent of Al Bundy Vs. Family dubbed the Psycho-Dad case clearly allows them to unleash holy hell on said buttocks. The fierce opposition to the bill makes it unlikely to pass, that and the fact that kids can't vote. But ... [Read More]

One thing stood out about last night's CNN Republican debacle/debate, Christianity and in some cases the lack of it. The candidates responded to whether they believe the entirety of the Holy Bible with a unanimous hallelujah, taking issue only with extreme allegorical passages like ripping out your own eye & Jonah and ... [Read More]