This week Japanese researchers, who've obviously never seen The Planet of the Apes, announced they've created super intelligent chimpanzees. How'd they do it? They taught them to count. Turns out that chimpanzees have a near photographic memory and consistently beat their human counter parts in both speed & accuracy at a ... [Read More]

There's little ambiguity to the imagery in Superman / Batman #42. Batman gives an inner-monologue about how he has repressed his sexual urges to fight crime. He succumbs to the supernatural charms of Orion's wife, Bekka. As they embrace each other, he feels a vibration coming from Highfather's staff opening a portal. (Is it ... [Read More]

In the first of four feature-length (90 min) films, Futurama: Bender's Big Score, the Planet Express is resurrected after being canceled by Box Network (a not so subtle dig at Fox Network) to face the most heinous threat to Earth yet - SPAM! Talk about action-packed! The plot which revolves around naked aliens scamming ... [Read More]

This week the Massachusetts legislature proposed a ban on spanking. Parents argue the established precedent of Al Bundy Vs. Family dubbed the Psycho-Dad case clearly allows them to unleash holy hell on said buttocks. The fierce opposition to the bill makes it unlikely to pass, that and the fact that kids can't vote. But ... [Read More]

Relax Halo 3 you're still #1 in my book but Star Trek: Conquest comes a close 2nd. The big reviewers (IGN/Gamespot) are giving it 8/10. This game is a 5/10 tops! And here's why. It should've been called Star Trek: Risk 'cause that what this game aims to be. Unfortunately it fails! You decide how many players (alien ... [Read More]

One thing stood out about last night's CNN Republican debacle/debate, Christianity and in some cases the lack of it. The candidates responded to whether they believe the entirety of the Holy Bible with a unanimous hallelujah, taking issue only with extreme allegorical passages like ripping out your own eye & Jonah and ... [Read More]

I just wanted to take some time out to thank all of you visiting from Stumbleupon.com - over 1,000 so far today? . Maybe I'm not such a square after all? Anyway, I hope you all subscribe and become regulars (and that my site can handle it). I'll try my best not to let you ... [Read More]