Breathe easy hungry kids of the world, help is on the way in the form of stylish new computers! We've been donating food and money to 3rd world countries for decades and what's it gotten us? They're still hungry. Well no longer. The geniuses at OLPC, One Laptop Per Child, realized the surest way to fatten up kids is video ... [Read More]

Jones Soda ain't your daddy's drink. It might not be yours either. But what better way to torture your in-laws this holiday season than giving them some Christmas ham flavored soda. The novelty soda manufacturer is offering 2 new holiday packs, a Christmas pack which includes: Christmas ham, Christmas tree, egg nog, and sugar ... [Read More]

Just when you thought you'd seen it all, toilet paper gets political. The symbolism in Charmin's newest commercial, which features two bears, one red and one blue, running against each other in a race could not be any more overt, particularly with the 2008 elections closing ... [Read More]

Gamespot.com rated this game 3.5 outta 10, claiming "just because a game seemingly aims to be bad on purpose doesn't make it any less of a bad game." Lame News' response: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW!?   The problem is reviewers are rating this game in such a general and bias way. It's not supposed to be Tiger Woods PGA ... [Read More]

Cotton Hill, perhaps the funniest character on the the animated series King of the Hill, passed away on Veteran's Day (video right). This WWII vet may have been 5 foot nothing but he was a bigger man than any of us will ever be. He killed entire armies singlehandedly, built bunkers out of dung, blood and sweat, & scored a ... [Read More]

You like me. You really like me! That's the only possible explanation for zero entries for the movie quote contest; making me the default winner. And while I appreciate everyone intentionally not playing to make me the winner, you really shouldn't have. I can afford it. We've still got a lonely little Halloween card with your ... [Read More]

Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice, and all that stuff. Well apparently he doesn't. Ever since he turned a blind eye to lobotomizing of super villains (see: Identity Crisis) it's been a downward spiral for the big guy even Superboy and Superman's double saw it, granted they responded a little excessively (i.e., ... [Read More]