PASTE MAGAZINE is a monthly music mag that covers adult-album-alternative (Triple A), Americana and indie rock, each issue includes a full-length sampler CD (20 tracks). And it's yours, all 11 issues for a buck. Technically, the offer is name your own price but you can go as low as one dollar. However, if you can afford to be ... [Read More]

Not since bastardization of Godzilla has Hollywood so thoroughly pissed off fans! No longer is G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO, they're a European-based military unit known as Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity (G.I.J.O.E.). Paramount Pictures is updating (selling out) G.I. JOE for the new live action movie because of fears ... [Read More]

It all started with this bizarre Red Bull commercial I kept seeing which appears to promote bestiality. Turns out I was missing the first half of the commercial in which the bird craps on the man and this is turnabout. It seems the shit has hit the proverbial fan 'cause commercial defecation is every where! All-Bran is yet ... [Read More]

This Halloween corporate America cashed in big on Paris Hilton's short stint in jail with her very own costume. And I'll give them this, the costume is as authentic as it is trashy, it even comes with a false sense of entitlement. But it got me thinking just who's this costume for?Paris Hilton's fans are mostly... well they're ... [Read More]

Starting today Lame News will be giving money away. You heard right--FREE MONEY! This contest is partly to reward regular readers and partly to increase readership. And it's very simple. On the sidebar of this blog you will see a clue word--WRITE IT DOWN! Eventually a new clue word will replace the old one and etcetera. These ... [Read More]

How could you Hollywood? How could take a classic cartoon like Alvin and the Chipmunks and turn into crap-- literally. The trailer (video below) actually shows Alvin eating Theodore's crap. First of all, there's nothing funny about eating crap. Secondly, the whole point of trailer is entice people to go see it by showing ... [Read More]

pay no attention to the woman behind the curtainNo it's not the latest in Halloween costumes. It's called urban camouflage and it's quite possibly the funniest thing ever. The mentally challenged brainchild of designer Aya Tsukioka, urban camouflage gracefully conceals the wearer from would be assailants, assuming that would be ... [Read More]