It all started with this bizarre Red Bull commercial I kept seeing which appears to promote bestiality. Turns out I was missing the first half of the commercial in which the bird craps on the man and this is turnabout. It seems the shit has hit the proverbial fan ’cause commercial defecation is every where!

All-Bran is yet another offender with its more subtle background innuendo commercial, subtle that is until you actually notice it. Seriously guys, we get it everybody poops but do we need it shoved in our faces?

If you’re gonna show me somebody relieving themselves then it better be some uber cute anthropomorphic cartoon teaching children the benefits of proper hygiene dammit! And leave it to the Japanese to deliver with their Shimajiro toilet training video series.

If you want to read more about feces and who doesn’t. Check out my previous post on the new Alvin and the Chipmunks movie