Just when you thought your dorm room couldn’t feel any more like a prison cell, along comes the Study Ball. The prison-style ball and chain weighs 21 lbs. and keeps you from wandering off and doing frivolous things like having a social life. And there’s no time off for good behavior, “the manacle won’t come off until the schedule study time is up” (programmable up to 4 hours). It’s the

There’s been a lot of debate about whether homosexuality is a choice or you’re born with it, but it turns out it’s neither. It’s a demon that enters you (sometimes repeatedly). A small Connecticut church is in hot water with child & gay advocacy groups after a performing a violent exorcism on a 16-year-old boy to cure him of his homosexuality (video below). A man, who ironically appears to mount

3 words: Vampire Japanese Schoolgirl! Although technically she’s not really a schoolgirl. Her name’s Saya, and she’s gone undercover to hunt her own kind. And these aren’t your typical bloodsuckers, they’re a lot uglier & not prone to sunburn. Unfortunately, this live action adaptation of the classic anime takes a lot of artistic liberties. Not only is Saya much older, but now she’s now 1/2 human, which makes her seem

Whenever I need to find old/rare anime (unlicensed of course)  I head over to Boxtorrents.com, but last weekend I was shocked to find the website was gone! Not just down for maintenance but completely vanished with only a placeholder declaring the domain was for sale by owner. Even if you weren’t a member, this affects you! If you’ve ever downloaded manga, anime, j-pop, or any live action Asian show from

California Democrats are testy after getting more than just the shaft from the Governator. Gov. Schwarzenegger reportedly sent Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg a metal sculpture of bull testicles along with a note saying that they would have to make some hard choices if they are going to close the state’s $24.3 billion budget deficit. Lawmakers called the gift juvenile. “We’ve got more important things on our plate right

The game picks up where the movies left off, with the Ghostbusters as popular as ever and by extension Mayor Lenny. And the Mayor wants to keep it that way so when a huge psychic burst reanimates some old foes, he tries to keep the collateral damage to a minimum by teaming the Ghostbusters up with another old foe: Walter Peck! In fact the whole gang is back: Venkman, Ray,

A California woman is suing General Mills for false advertising. Janine Sugawara claims the company misled her into believing Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries was made with real berries. Let’s just hope she never finds out the truth behind dinngleberries! Judge Morrison England Jr. dismissed the case, pointing out “This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’” (or

An understaffed clinic in Prague is “enhancing” its benefits package to attract “staff.” Nurses who sign a three-year contract get free breast implants! And here I thought hospitals were supposed to lower your blood pressure. Jirina Siklova, a gender studies expert and sociologist, accuses the clinic of turning the nurses into “prostitutes” and says “If any institution offers this incentive, then it has lost all credibility.” But Managing Director Jiri

A long time ago at a movie studio far, far away a promo was made for Return of the Jedi called Return of the Ewok, but fearing another debacle like The Star Wars Holiday Special it was frozen in carbonite never to be seen again… That is until a pirate alliance discovered plans to show the movie at a convention and made a bootleg copy (ilovetorrents.com). The film follows Warwick

Women have long used deceptive practices to create the illusion of large breasts but the My Beautiful Breasts Kit takes the (baby)cake! This makeup kit allows women to literally draw on breasts by shading in their chest to create cleavage. But happens when some poor salivating guy does a faceplant into that milky oasis, to find out it’s only a mirage? Busted!

Voice acting legend Billy West appeared on Fox News’ Red Eye this week to promote Comedy Central’s purchasing 26 NEW episodes of Futurama (must-see video below). Besides showing off his incredible talent (including a spot-on impression of Bill O’Reilly), West revealed this fun fact “Popeye, he was a Tuvan!” West went on to explain how he used a documentary about the Mongolian singers called Genghis Blues to perfect Popeye’s dichotomous

Mymmoshop.com, a website that sells video game money for the real stuff, is “reportedly” paying Russian porn star Anna Morgan $500,000 (real money hopefully) to tattoo their company logo & URL on her DD breasts (talk about paying for exposure). According to spokesman Hunter Crowell, “A female porn star can easily appear in 50-100 films per year so this gives mymmoshop.com a lot of exposure for years to come.” But

If you’re not one of the two people that actually watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (Jimmy’s mom & TiVo) then you missed Zack Morris. That’s right I said Saved by the Bell’s Zack Morris, not Mark-Paul Gosselaar. In fact, there never really was a Mark-Paul Gosselaar, explains Zack “I had to change my name to Mark-Paul Gosselaar because there was already a Zack Morris in SAG.” Zack said he’s

Illusion takes mail order brides to a new level with Hako, a hentai game where palm-sized girls are literally shipped to you in boxes. It’s like a pornographic version of Pokemon: “gotta snatch ‘em all!” But unlike Pokemon the girls don’t come out of their boxes, you go in. Once you gain a girl’s affection by interacting with her (i.e., poking & prodding) you shrink down and consummate the relationship.

A movie about a box within a box? It blows my mind (among other things) just thinking about it! I know what you’re thinking: ‘Do I need to see Woman in Box 1 first?’ Heck, you don’t need to even see this one, that is unless you hate women with a passion. Woman in a Box 2 is a pinku eiga (soft porn) that takes Stockholm syndrome to new heights