The 500-year-old mystery of the Mona Lisa’s identity could be solve as soon as this summer. Italy’s National Committee for Cultural Heritage thinks it’s a self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci and has requested permission to exhume his body so that they can reconstruct his face and compare it to the painting. Jason Rosenfeld, associate professor of Art History at Marymount Manhattan College, asks “If Leonardo is a Renaissance man… why

Move over Masturbating Bear & Pedo Bear, there’s a really Naughty Bear coming for you! When he doesn’t get invited to a party, Naughty Bear decides to hunt down his fellow Teddy Bears and knock the stuffing out of them. 505 Games calls it “a unique blend of comic mischief and syrupy cuteness juxtaposed with over-the-top cartoon violence.” Over-the-top is an understatement. Naughty uses more than just hammers & anvils

Playboy is holding a cosplay competition to decide who is the sexiest Bayonetta. Contestants include Playboy Playmates: Jillian Kaye, Kat, Chernise Yvette, Ryan Lovette, and Miss May 2007, Shannon James. Not surprisingly, Shannon is winning as she seems to be the only one that actually tried to look the part! Watch each girl’s non-nude video entry and vote for your favorite @ Playboy.com/Bayonetta

From the beginning of time, Lumen Sages & Umbra Witches watched over the world in an uneasy alliance, that is until an intermarriage started a war between them. Both sides were completely destroyed, except for Bayonetta. She awakes centuries later at the bottom of a lake with amnesia and is immediately attacked by angels. In the crossfire a journalist is killed. His son, Luka, blames Bayonetta as humans cannot see

In response to Conan’s suggestion that he might “leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn,” Pink Visual has offered him a starring role in “Conan – The Bangbarian.” Stiff competition. The sex industry isn’t the only one that wants to get into bed with Conando. He’s also received enticing offers from Jewish Life TV, Pasadena Community Network cable access, and even

Conan O’Brien has decided to take the money and run rather than be bumped to 12:05 AM. NBC will pay out a reported $40 million, $10 million of which will be give to Coco’s crew. According to O’Brien’s publicist “That has been the first point in his discussions and would be a dealbreaker if his staff isn’t taken care of.” Conan couldn’t save everyone on the show though. NBC will

It’s the next best thing to a 3rd season of Frisky Dingo. Not only is Archer drawn in the same style, the main character bears an uncanny resemblance to Xander Crews. Secret agent Sterling Archer is just as eccentric & self-centered, maybe more so but unlike Crews, Archer doesn’t have  a naked British alien as his archenemy. He has his Mother/Boss, who gives him the codename Duchess after her dog. Creator

Let’s face it, the only sports your pale, fat kids are likely to play is Wii Sports. But now you can take being a shut-in to the EXTREME! From the same people who brought you Furniture Slides comes Fun Slides, static resistant carpet skates that much like Guitar Hero give children the sensation of accomplishment without actually doing anything. Fun Slides have received the National Parenting Center’s Seal of Approval

So I was trying to watch some adult videos (and I don’t mean sophisticated) but they kept freezing. Now I have a lot of fetishes but stuttering women isn’t one of them. Problem: Windows Task Manager showed CPU usage spiking 100%. However, the memory usage for each program was unchanged. At first I thought it was some sort of virus, so I ran a bunch of different anti-virus software but

The Tenth Doctor isn’t the only one getting a major makeover this spring. As predicted way back in Journey’s End (link), the Doctor’s “most faithful” companion, the TARDIS, was destroyed fittingly enough in The End of Time. Production stills show the new TARDIS will have some subtle exterior differences such as a fresh coat of paint, a new emblem on the door, and blacked out windows that form the letter

It seems Muslims are always finding innovative new ways to blow themselves up: exploding toothpaste, exploding shoes, and now even exploding underwear. But just how might Muslims in the far-flung future blow themselves up? Hopefully with funny robotic voices. This rare political episode of Doctor Who shows that no amount of evolution will subside their thirst for blood (or oil)