This week the Poles saw the silhouette of Pope John Paul II in a bonfire while celebrating their hometown hero but was this really a miracle or a foreboding display of fire and brimstone.

Besides being much more devilish than the famous Mother Teresa appearance on cinnamon bun (pictured right), the silhouette while accurate is also very dubious. Are we supposed to believe John Paul is still hunching over in heaven! The Polish claim the photo resembles scenes of the late pontiff waving to crowds of the faithful, but take a closer look. The supposed waving hand clearly ends in a point. The Pope’s not waving folks, he’s flipping us off from beyond the grave, and who can blame him–HELL SUCKS!