Gwyneth Paltrow went on the Tonight Show to promote her website GOOP, but it was the goop on her legs that got everyone’s attention. Even Conan appeared to glance down several times in wonderment as to what was going on down there.
But he didn’t make any jokes. No, he left that up to Gwyneth, who stunned the audience when she said her son thinks “every white guy is his dad!” (I guess wetter really is better) She later cleared this up (along with lotion on her legs), explaining that she meant white musicians on the radio such as her husband.