You'd think more seating would be a welcomed improvement in a crowded subway but riders in Brazil prefer to stand. That's because these new LARGER seats are reserved for the obese. "It may be that they don't want to think of themselves as fat or that they resent being put in with pensioners and the disabled, " said a subway ... [Read More]

Call him conceited, but whenever William Jones saw a woman walk by in some tight jeans he could swear those butt cheeks were winking at him. That gave him a very creepy idea: paint eyes on them! These pants will go great with your jean jacket and "I'm with stupid" t-shirt. It's too bad really, if Winkners were around in ... [Read More]

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it's anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding... blood! It's (not) ... [Read More]

Unless you've been living under a rock (or a tombstone) you know the dead have invaded the DC Universe, but exactly what kind of zombies these Black Lanterns are remains to be seen. We're not completely in the dark (read: spoilers). We know the Black Lanterns feed on emotions, which explains why save for Scar the ... [Read More]

Vera Lengsfeld and fellow Christian Democrat (CDU) member Chancellor Angela Merkel are baring more than just their hearts to German voters. Lengsfeld's latest campaign poster prominently displays the pair's cleavage with the text "We have more to offer." The posters have attracted more than 31,000 hits on Lengsfeld's ... [Read More]

More of a wetsuit than a bikini, the "burqini" is designed for Muslim women who want to go swimming without getting stoned for being whores. But these burqini girls won't be getting (moderately) wet & wild in France where public pools have banned the bathing suit because of "hygiene rules." President Nicolas ... [Read More]

In what can only be described as the ultimate irony of ironies, G4 Media Inc. sent Youtube a DMCA notice claiming copyright infringement for my "CLIP" from  Attack of the Show's Around the Net segment, in which they talk about & show other people's "CLIPS" from around the net! I feel like Bruce Lee in that mirror ... [Read More]