Two Colorado 7-Elevens were robbed this week by a man wielding a bat'leth (the preferred weapon of a Klingon warrior).
It's unknown just how much latinum was stolen, but whatever the amount it won't be enough to undo the dishonor this patQ has brought to his house.
Although the suspect cloaked his appearance with a mask ... [Read More]
Let's face it, nobody likes working out. But unlike other exercise videos, Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout won't bore you to death (well the bore part at least).
Scream Queen Linnea Quigley is perhaps most famous for her strip dance in Return of the Living Dead. But don't worry if you're not familiar with her work, you ... [Read More]
What's black, 12 inches long, and fits in the palm of your hand?
That's right, the new 1/6 scale Barack Obama Action Figure from DiD corp.
This isn't some cheesy bobblehead knockoff. It's a fully posable work of art. There are 3 sets of hands (grasping, finger pointing, and posable), 2 heads (mouth open/closed), and ... [Read More]
Cooties have been around ever since Eve touched God's stuff and got us kicked outta Eden. And until now our only defense against this contagious disease was a combination of circles & dots (see Cooties PSA below).
But neuroscientist Larry Young has discovered a vaccine. Dr. Young explains, "If we give an oxytocin blocker ... [Read More]
"I've always believed society is defined by how we deal with our weakest links," explains Peter Samuelson creator of the EDAR (Everyone Deserves A Roof), a portable shelter for the homeless.
Samuelson says he came up with idea after he realized "The cost of building or refurbishing a traditional shelter is approximately ... [Read More]
Drivers in Austin, Texas found themselves doing a double take this week when they saw road signs warning of zombies in the area.
The signs were hacked into to say things like "The end is near!!!!!!!!!" "Caution! Zombies ahead!!!" and "Run for cold climates!"
Tampering with the signs is a Class C misdemeanor punishable by ... [Read More]
You know the economy is bad when the White House gets a foreclosure notice. Fortunately for Obama this White House is in Atlanta, Georgia.
McMansion builder Fred Milani built the 1/3 size replica, complete with Oval Office, because he believed "it was Jesus' plan." Milani is $1.75 million behind on his loan, but an ... [Read More]
