Jimmy Fallon translates Obama doublespeak on immigration

President Obama has insisted he doesn’t have the power to single-handedly fix America’s broken immigration policy but this week he announced he will take action if congress does not act. The bilingual speech was translated on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

“I’ve asked congress for their support but they continually shrugged me off,” he explained in English, which roughly translates to republicans are racist.

El Presidente touted his “cojones grandes” in completely ignoring the democrats’ shellacking in the mid-term election. The lame duck President ended by revealing he will be immigrating to the Virgin Islands at the end of his term. Now that’s immigration republicans can support.