Walking Dead Norman Reedus faces fast zombies hoverboard on Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel reimagined The Walking Dead as the hovering dead. Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) gets chased by zombies on hoverboards but the badass biker is unimpressed these two-wheelers. The Walkers Hoverers are easily immobilized by stairs like a more douchey version of the Daleks on Doctor Who. Kimmel’s sidekick Guillermo wisely rolls away on his only slightly more dated segway.

The actor didn’t fare so well against a rabid fad. Robin Grover howled before biting him on the chest while posing for a photo at a convention. The frightful attack was more like that from a werewolf than a zombie. Grover reportedly said she sometimes imagines she is married to the star. Her erratic behavior was possibly encouraged by a Instagram photo of Reedus wearing a shirt reading “Bite me.” He subsequently post an updated photo instructing fans “Do not bite me.”