How It Should Have Ended has released their latest parody on X-Men: Apocalypse based on over 18k comments submitted by fans. Apocalypse is the butt of jokes. He second-guesses his dubious choice of Angel as one the four horsemen. The X-Men point out that “Apocalypse” has only killed a handful of people despite having access to the world’s nuclear arsenal. His real talent is apparently giving makeovers. Professor X suggests Apocalypse open a hair salon. The first client is the very bald Voldemort from Harry Potter. Voldemort gets long purple hair just like Psylocke. “Do me next but be gentle,” Deadpool says in reference to his painful anal sex scene with his girlfriend Vanessa (Morena Baccarin).