Cover you kids' eyes because comics ain't what they used to be. And here's a few of this year's trashiest comics! The most controversial comic of the year is the infamous (implied) tentacle rape cover of Heroes for Hire #13. Unfortunately, like many comics the cover is blatantly erroneous. Not only is there no tentacle ... [Read More]

  Well here it is, the long awaited spoiler filled follow-up to Holy Retcon Batman! Booster Gold #5 is finally out and (DEEP BREATH) the DC Universe as we know it is still in tact. Big props to writer Geoff Johns for not using time travel to retcon the Joker's infamous shooting of Batgirl and thus destroying the origin ... [Read More]

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it's all legal. They're publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men - especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring ... [Read More]

There's little ambiguity to the imagery in Superman / Batman #42. Batman gives an inner-monologue about how he has repressed his sexual urges to fight crime. He succumbs to the supernatural charms of Orion's wife, Bekka. As they embrace each other, he feels a vibration coming from Highfather's staff opening a portal. (Is it ... [Read More]

Icon Alan Moore has long voiced his resentment over the corporate mutilation of his comics, going so far as to divorce himself from both the credit & compensation for Hollywood's reinterpretations of his work. But it took a Simpsonized version of Alan Moore (video right) to really illustrate his contempt for the money ... [Read More]

Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice, and all that stuff. Well apparently he doesn't. Ever since he turned a blind eye to lobotomizing of super villains (see: Identity Crisis) it's been a downward spiral for the big guy even Superboy and Superman's double saw it, granted they responded a little excessively (i.e., ... [Read More]

In the seemingly prophetic Simpsons episode G.I. D'oh (video right) recruiters shamelessly push Army propaganda on school kids offering them the chance to pre-enlist. Sure we all laughed, but who's laughing now? On October 15th, Chicago commissioned the nation's 1st public high school run by the U.S. Marine Corps. And while ... [Read More]