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Beware! The Blob – Review

Beware! The Blob, also known as Son of Blob, is a sequel that never takes itself too seriously, even breaking the fifth wall when a character is devoured by the Blob while watching the original movie. However other than that one scene, no references are ever made to any previous encounters with the Blob as knowing its ... [Read More]

Black Tide – Real-Life Blob

Floating in the Chukchi Sea off Alaska's northern coast is a mysterious oily substance of monstrous proportions (13 miles by 1/4 mile) that is consuming all marine life in its path. Analysis reveals that despite its appearance it's not an oil spill but an unknown type of algae. However anyone who's ever seen Creepshow 2 ... [Read More]

Another Blob Remake!?

Fresh from turning Halloween's Michael Myers into a hallucinating momma's boy that loves ponies and tickles, "director" Rob Zombie is set to butcher yet another classic movie monster, The Blob. Ironically Zombie's Blob will also like ponies and tickles, but alas sometimes you can love something too much. "I'd been looking ... [Read More]

Grace review

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it's anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding... blood! It's (not) ... [Read More]

Tron Reboot

No it's not the highly anticipated sequel unveiled at Comic-Con this weekend. It's a hilarious new web series by Ben Hansford about an older but not necessarily wiser Tron. The episodes, which average about a minute in length, reveal what life's really like inside of a computer: boring! It's exponentially better than the ... [Read More]

Green Lantern: First Flight review

Green Lantern's light doesn't shine nearly as bright in his new origin story: Green Lantern: First Flight. It's bad enough that they cut out the death of Hal's father but they barely touch on his fearlessness, which is kinda important considering it's the whole reason he's chosen to become a Green Lantern! While ... [Read More]

Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit review

Everyone's favorite giant space chicken makes an appearance at the G8 summit to weigh in on the housing crisis in Monster X Strikes Back: Attack the G8 Summit. Don't worry if your haven't seen the 60s classic The X from Outer Space. It's not a true sequel but a parody to make the G8 seem ineffectual. The only reference ... [Read More]